GOATSE COFFEE MUGS
       AND SHOT GLASSES

goatse mug goatse mug GOATSE SHOT GLASS

NEW MUGS ARE IN STOCK (as of May 2012)!

Have you been looking for a special holiday gift for your grandmother? Do you want a small present for your boss, to help you snag that promotion at work? Do you have lots of coffee lying around in puddles and need somewhere to store it?  Or do you just want to drink out of one of the most famous orifices on the internet?

Whatever the occasion, the time is right for coffee mugs and shot glasses inspired by hello.jpg and made by me.

2-handled mugs $40
1-handled mugs* $35
shot glasses $20

*(1-handled mugs have two arms and two hands, but one arm is flat against the body of the mug.  Specify right-handed or left-handed.)

HOW TO ORDER

You can order directly from me, or through Etsy.

For direct orders:

    1. Shoot me an email: jppatton1 at gmail.com.

    2. Tell me the following:
    3. I'll send you the shipping total and a PayPal or Amazon Payments invoice (or email you an address for checks and money orders), and you can pay by whatever method you've chosen.

For Etsy orders:

Please visit my store, at this link: http://www.etsy.com/shop/pattonpottery

Got any questions?  Ask away!


Shipping rates:

US:
1 mug: $5.15 - $11.35 (depending on where you are)
2 mugs: probably $11.35
more mugs: I don't know, but I'll find out.


CANADA or MEXICO:
1 mug: $11.70
2 mugs: $17.80
more mugs: I don't know, but I'll find out.


AUSTRALIA, EUROPE:
1 mug: $22.13
2 mugs: $32.76
more mugs: I don't know, but I'll find out.


ELSEWHERE:
I don't know, but I'll find out.