GOATSE COFFEE MUGS
AND SHOT GLASSES

NEW MUGS ARE IN STOCK (as of May 2012)!
Have you been looking for a special holiday gift for your grandmother?
Do you want a small present for your boss, to help you snag that
promotion at work? Do you have lots of coffee lying around in puddles
and need somewhere to store it? Or do you just want to drink
out of one of the most famous orifices on the internet?
Whatever the occasion, the time is right for coffee mugs and shot glasses inspired by
hello.jpg and made by me.
| 2-handled mugs |
$40 |
| 1-handled mugs* |
$35 |
| shot glasses |
$20 |
*(1-handled mugs have two arms and two hands, but one arm
is
flat against the body of the mug. Specify right-handed or
left-handed.)
HOW TO ORDER
You can order directly from me, or through Etsy.
For direct orders:
1. Shoot me an email: jppatton1 at
gmail.com.
2. Tell me the following:
- Your mailing address (including home country, if it's not
the US).
- How many mugs and/or shot glasses you'd like.
- Whether you'd like a righty, lefty, or two-handled mug or
mugs. (The shot glasses all have two flat arms.)
3. I'll send you the shipping total and a PayPal or Amazon Payments invoice (or
email you an address for checks and money orders), and you can pay by
whatever method you've chosen.
For Etsy orders:
Please visit my store, at this link: http://www.etsy.com/shop/pattonpottery
Got any questions? Ask away!
Shipping rates:
US:
1 mug: $5.15 - $11.35 (depending on where you are)
2 mugs: probably $11.35
more mugs: I don't know, but I'll find out.
CANADA or MEXICO:
1 mug: $11.70
2 mugs: $17.80
more mugs: I don't know, but I'll find out.
AUSTRALIA, EUROPE:
1 mug: $22.13
2 mugs: $32.76
more mugs: I don't know, but I'll find out.
ELSEWHERE:
I don't know, but I'll find out.